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Welcome to NSR Watch

Finally a home for me and others to rant and rave about the two biggest pieces of shit in video game history none other then: ea sports ceo (Larry Probt), and ea game producer (James 'KY' Hawkins).
Look forward to many interesting articles as we document the past and future of these dickheads as they screw over the public with there so called "flawless sim to date"
Welcome and enjoy the ride (or roast).


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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 

NSR Enjoys Rave Reviews from Purchasers!! Get Your Copy NEVER!


Well, since NSRWatch has been labelled "full of shit", the "joke of the sim community" etc. we thought we'd share some of the heaps of praise bestowed upon it by its purchasers. And this is only one retailer.

Perhaps we should take some excerpts from the Sim Racing Community forums as well so buyers can continue to be told that "there is nothing wrong with NSR, the flags are fucked up because you don't know how to play the game and follow the rules."

Be sure to reserve your copy today after the glory of 18 months of development is read below from amazon.com buyers. And remember, the CUSTOMERS have spoken. Looks a bit different than what the HYPE MACHINE and "greased" gaming sites promised.

Absolute junk., September 29, 2005
Reviewer:I. Garcia "a Pontiac Power enthusiast." (Brownsville, TX) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
Once again, EA has graced us with a completely worthless NASCAR game. If having competition (Papyrus) for previous releases didn't spur them to try to do better, what makes you think they would put out a superb effort with NO competition? James Hawkins has replaced former mouthpiece and propaganda-meister Ed Martin for this version, and has seemed to have learned the art of BS very well. Shoddy physics, buggy rules implementation, inability to have 43 racers online at one time, missing car makes, the EA way is back in full force.

Despite this dreck of a product, there is one diamond in the rough. The cockpit is the best looking one ever seen in any NASCAR game, even surpassing that from Papyrus' standard setting NASCAR Racing 2003 Season. Whoever was the artist on it did a truly masterful job.

But a pretty cockpit is not worth putting up with this mess. You'd be better served simply flushing your $40 down your home toilet: it would be quicker, and would not waste precious resources such as gas (in shipping it). The only thing keeping this product from attaining Daikatana status is the fact it took 18 months to finish. Then again, considering this is merely a sloppy rehash of the NASCAR Thunder code base, 18 months spent on this does boost it into the same realm as Mr. Romero's infamous P.O.S.

If you enjoy getting ulcers, want to tear your hair out in frustration, or enjoy screaming at things that do not work, then this definitely is the game for you. Otherwise, take a cue from Nancy Reagan and JUST SAY NO.

race sims are suppossed to be a stress reliever., August 16, 2005
Reviewer:James Dadof3 (Richmond,Virginia) - See all my reviews
I picked up this game within the first week or so of it hitting the shelves. After dealing with the flag issues on just about everytime I played, I put it away and waited for a patch to be released to try again. After downloading the patch I loaded up, hit the track, was running in the lead, caution came out, slowed and followed the pace car per the screen directions and when the green flag came out I was disqualified. The graphics are nice the sound is really fantastic but the playability is hiddious. I have so many mods and extra tracks for Nascar Racing 2003 that I will just keep playing that until someone can show me that the folks at EA really put out something that does not get me in trouble with the wife for "getting mad at the dumb game".

I got ripped off, July 25, 2005
Reviewer:EA Ripped Me Off - See all my reviews
This game is not playable, EA Sports did not get the basics right. For instance random black flags, and ejections from races. The online code is horrible. They promised a patch, we got it. It did not fix much. I feel like I donated $40 to EA because I used it a few times and it was not playable. Save your money. Stick with NASCAR Racing 2003, it's light years ahead of EA's SimRacing 2005.

everything a game shouldn't be- SHAME on EA!, June 12, 2005
Reviewer:J. Hand "Biker Guy" (southern Indiana) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
Two words: it sucks!! I sold mine on eBay and got some money back. EA makes some good games and why they'd put out a stinker like this is beyond me.

This game sucks. Big surprise., May 30, 2005
Reviewer:Patrick Dugrenier - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
EA has failed once again.If you are looking for a realistic Nascar sim, then do not buy this game, or any other Nascar game from EA Sports for that matter.The graphics on this game are great, but the whole thing is just so unrealistic.I really thought it would be different this time but as always EA does not live up to my expectations. If you want a true Nascar sim any of the Nascar games from Papyrus is your best bet, i highly recommend Nascar racing 2003 season, 2002 season, or nascar racing 4 all Papyrus games.

broken out of the box, May 28, 2005
Reviewer:tbeltsracing "tbelts" (west virginia) - See all my reviews
As far as Ea's Sim racing goes the graphics are great and the car physics are good.However the game fails to meet its name as a Nascar Sim since the only way to play online is without flags since the flag code of the program is broken and obviously broken out of the box.EA's half hearted attempt at fixing this problem in its patch was at best laughable.EA needs to step-up and find a fix for the flag issues asap,and also needs to address the ranking system that they advertise the game has which is also broken.
As far as I am concerned just calling this game a Sim is false advertising since it can't come close to simulating a Nascar race in multiplayer mode.

Time for EA to step up!, May 26, 2005
Reviewer:Mrkwhlr2 "beta tester???" (arkansas) - See all my reviews
It is time for EA to step up to the plate and fix the bugs in this game. EA is more concerned on making Nascar 2006 than fixing this one. They advertised a product that doesn't work with the gaming community and have cost a lot of people time and money. We "ALL" have been USED as Beta testers!!!! Don't waste your money on this crap. I will not buy another game that has EA anywhere on it. In my opinion, they should refund everyone who has spent countless hours "beta testing" this game trying to figure out a way to get this crap game to work with flags without getting disqualified!! What a complete waste...

It's Not In The Game, May 23, 2005
Reviewer:DCSYR88 (Syracuse,NY) - See all my reviews
As adverttised on the box,the box promises online racing with 43 drivers racing on the same track.(when you race any more than 17 online the flags don't work at all ).The ranking system promised does'nt work either( ex. it takes away points for bump drafting at restrictor plate tracks). As far as leagues go, the league organizers have to call their own flags which most of the time causes a war with players because they missed somthing and which results with players quiting.I bought this game because I wanted a sim racing experience not the arcade kidde version you sold me for 40 bucks. Now everytime i see the EA games commercial i really laugh when they say its in the game because its not in this one. I've given my game discs to my 2yr old he has fun playing frisbee with them . I will never buy a game again unless a read reviews other than the ones posted on Ea's site because i now know they were tainted by the allmighty dollar and if Ryan Newman played this game that i have he must be blind.This is to the Nascar stars dont do endorsements for products that you dont test yourself .Bottomline everyone pass on this game unless you find out they fixed the problems in a more current review.

We need Papyrus Back - EA Missed the Boat, May 21, 2005
Reviewer:Barry R. Clinger "Sim Racer" (Kennedy Space Center, Florida USA) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
Ridiculously buggy even after the patch. If there is a yellow flag, chances are you will be blackflagged and taken out of the race. Trying to bring in the elements of sponsorship and working your way through the different divisions was a great concept, too bad what should be the easiest part to program (the NASCAR rules themselves) turn this game into an unplayable mess.

I guess we're left with an aging Papyrus Nascar Racing 2003 as the only decent NASCAR sim.


Joke of a game, May 18, 2005
Reviewer:Jason N (Vienna, VA United States) - See all my reviews
This is an absolute joke of a game. If a car spins and you pass them to proceed to the yellow, you are disqualified for passing a car after the yellow comes out. If you stop behind the car that spun, you are disqualified for going too slow under caution. In other words, if any car spins in front of you, you are disqualified. This is true even with the 1.0.2.5 patch. This game is proof that EA cares about nothing but the bottom line. It is not playable.

NASCAR THUNDER 2005, May 12, 2005
Reviewer:John Doe "CGW - NoSpinZone" - See all my reviews
Don't let the new title fool you this is nothing more then NASCAR Thunder 2004 tweaked and updated. The engine is exactly the same. This game was released as a beta and has not been playble online (as it was advertised it would be). EA has spent 4 months developing a patch that didn't fix anything other then add more problems.

The game was suppose to be the NASCAR Racing 2003 replacement. Unfornately EA spent all there money on marketing/hype lies instead of making a game that can actually be a replacement. Of all the racing leagues on the net. I don't think any of them switched to this. In fact NSR is pretty much a standing joke of the community and gives you a bad taste in your mouth just thinking about it.

EA had there one chance with SimRacing and they blew it as far as I'm concerned. I seriously doubt they will patch this thing up to anything playable (like they promised) and the next great patch will be NSR 2006. I for one doubt anyone is going to be fooled this time.

We didn't like crappy NASCAR Thunder before you bought out papyrus (EAs exclusive NASCAR deal) and we certainly don't like it afterwords!

In closing avoid NSR like the plague

Don't Buy This (...), May 1, 2005
Reviewer:S Joyner - See all my reviews
Everything the 1 star reviews are saying is true. EA sports has taken a great game and screwed it up beyond words. Buy Nascar4 from Sierra, if you can still find it. It is head and shoulders above this. To the reviewer saying people need to check their min req. I'm running top of the line baby. And that's not the problem anyway. The problem is with the way the game plays. Under yellow if you try and follow the spotter you get blacked flagged, if you follow common sense you get blacked flagged, etc... Anybody that has even the most general understanding of Nascar rules would know in a second what is wrong with this. I know there are going to be some people that don't understand Nascar and say "look at how great the cars look, etc.." but it doesn't matter how pretty it is, if it has so many bugs in it that you can't even play it. If you spent your money on this, and you don't like it, you only have your self to blame. You have been warned!

What a piece of garbage., March 7, 2005
Reviewer:K. Obra "Kobra" (Royal Oak, Michigan United States) - See all my reviews
EA has proven they are BAD for gamers. Their exclusive licensing has done nothing but harm gaming for all gamers. This product is a prime example, its outrageously poor.

The graphics look like something from 10 years ago. How can you release a game with graphics that look like a 2 year old drew them? I recommend going to an importer and ordering the new GTR FIA GT instead, its heaven sent compared to this EA garbage.

Keep it up EA, keep releasing the garbage games.. Best anyone can do is to just globally boycott EA games.

Unplayable, March 6, 2005
Reviewer:Joshua M. Simer - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
Yes, the graphics aredisappointing, and the game physics lags well behind Papyrus's NASCAR Racing 2003. But what really takes the cake with this game is the bugginess, especially with yellow and black flag rules. Under a yellow flag, you follow the on-screen and spotter directions, and you will likely get black-flagged for passing someone you weren't supposed to. if you slow down to get in the right spot, you will be black flagged. If there is a wreck in front of you and you pass a wrecked car after the caution - black flag! I tried about 30 times and not ONCE did I finish a race without getting black flagged for some absurd reason. Papyrus figured out how to fix these problems years ago, but the EA monopoly doesn't have to, apparently. NASCAR SimRacing is an absolutely unplayable game and I have sent it back for a refund. Don't waste your time and money!

Don't Bother, March 1, 2005
Reviewer:R. Showalter (Pennsylvania USA) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
Please Don't Throw your money away.
There are so many errors in the game, it is almost impossible to play till they come out with patches to fix the game. There is major issues with Black Flag and Yellow Flag rules. You can be black flaged for no reason. The Graphics are no better than Nascar 2003. If you don't believe me check out all the sim racing forums and see what they are saying about this game before you buy, and you will see that it is not worth the $40.

Very Sad!, February 24, 2005
Reviewer:Scott P. Niceley "Psycho Ni" (La Porte ,IN) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
Right now, you can buy EA sports Nascar Thunder 2004, new ,for under 10 dollars on this web site.Nascar 2003, by papyrus, has 4 used copies for 60 dollars.And it's 2 years old. You do the Math!After seeing the Demo I can only imagine what kind of a let down this game is going to be.Hold on to your copy of 2003 real tight!Sierra, please come back

You'll be sorry, February 22, 2005
Reviewer:Sim Racer 91 "Keep the rubber side down." (USA) - See all my reviews
Uninstalled this peice of garbage today. This game definately does not live up to the hype. Is it better than Thunder 04? maybe. Is it a realistic Nascar sim? NO. If your looking for a Sim Nascar Game buy anything made by Papyrus Racing Games. From Nascar 4 to Nascar 2003. They are not perfect but they are way closer than this. I really had my hopes up that EA would get it right this time but once again they fell way short. EA has exclusive rights to Nascar Sims now and since there is no competition they don't have to worry about making anything better. I've been racing online for 4 years and playing racing games for several years before that. If your looking for a new racing game even if it's not a Nascar game for the PC look elsewhere GTR and R Factor come to mind as games that show way more promise than this one.

I'd give it 0 stars if I had the option, February 21, 2005
Reviewer:Bleeds blue and gold (Galesburg, IL United States) - See all my reviews
I don't own the game but have played the demo and it is no better than last year's offering. They've had the field all to themselves for the last two years and it is still only 1/10th the game that Papyrus put out 2 years ago. What a joke!!! I wouldn't buy this on a dare.

NSRWatch appreciates being called full of shit. Come on EA, what do you have to say to these happy customers?



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NSR Watch Will Close Forever If.....(Updated)


EA SPORTS FIXES THE PIECE OF SHIT KNOWN AS NASCAR SIMRACING TO THE STANDARD THAT IT WAS ADVERTISED!

Their you go EA asskissers (anti-cheat alliance, CGW) that is my pledge. Now you help do your part... quit being such "accepting" pussies! and make EA fix the fucking game you all stand behind.

(update)
I'm taking it one step forward....Crazygameworld, RTWracing, Anti-cheat Alliance and all your members. I will issue you a equal chance to prove your loyalties.

If any of the below 4 are met this website closes ...if not at least 4 of them are met in full by 6/6/2006 ...thats right over 6 MONTHS....YOU CLOSE THE DOORS ON YOUR WEBSITES!!

Crazyjnutz,Husker,Stringer and any other EA Supporting MoFo...Step up and PROVE your loyalty to james "fucking" Hawkins and EA Sports. If your not willing to lay your balls on the line then I guess old NSR watch was right all along and it is you who are the "laughing stock" of racing community.

1) working flags (yellow & black)
2) lucky dog rule
3) league export works and reports those who have left.
4) updated 2005 cars (IN FULL)
5) improved voice
6) proper setting and aligning of filed under flags with full feilds
7) In Game Administration, ability to act like a server and not require humans to push buttons
8) flying pigs
9) Jimmy Spencer championship
10) Tupac rises from the dead.

4 should be simple

Lets see it put your balls on the line...would be fitting to see you guys pull the plug on the anniversary our grandfathers stormed the beaches and saved the world! Do you have the same balls to risk it all?...prove it!!!


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Monday, November 28, 2005 

NSR Watch Cancels NASCAR SimRacing Cheat Detection Software, Instead Commits Exclusively To rFactor.


NSR Watch officially announces that we have discontinued production on our NSR cheat detection solution. I was some what skeptical that people were actually using this sim online so I decided to take a survey of those logged on to NSR over the last week. It seems NSR averages an astounding 12 to 14 users peek!! My suspicions have officially been confirmed. Very few people give a shit about NSR including those who claim they run leagues. So we are not going to waste our time on a piece of shit nobody is playing.

We also approached the so called “NSR Anti-Cheat” alliance to offer them a helping hand. Well not to our surprise but this organization doesn’t seem a least bit interested in catching cheats but rather their goal seems to be to archive cheats for themselves to use and to create the first ever secret society of cheats. Why else would only admins be allowed and encouraged to post these cheats publicly for all of them to share. Also it is a requirement that you suck EA’s ass and lick James Hawkins balls. Because this site was labeled “trouble” for our honest opinions on EA. So they slit their own throats by allowing only allowing “like personalities” with EA ass kissing qualities to join. The creation of this organization is a sure sign that cheaters will thrive in the empty NSR servers. It’s a shame to because we really wanted to help out.

After a heated argument with BruteForce, we have finally come to agreement, he does not wish that his work go in vain and I wouldn’t piss on any one of those assholes in the NSR anti-cheating alliance if their heads were on fire. So our compromise was bruteforce will modify the current code base to work with rFactor only. We are overjoyed to offer such a fine piece of software to a community that truly is the only silver lining out their (unlike the brown star NSR crowd).

If for some reason the averages get above 100 maybe we will reconsider. But honestly I think we will have a man on mars before that happens….way to dig that grave anti-cheat alliance. You lost number 1 among your allies.



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Wednesday, November 23, 2005 

NSRWatch Declares Holiday Truce For Thanksgiving Weekend 2005!


In true Indian and Pilgrim spirit, NSRWatch wishes to acknowledge one of our forum User's "Peace Offering" and will (temporarily) put its war with EA Sports on the shelf during this time when we are all reminded of our freedoms, the ability to bitch or praise NSR, and to speak openly and freely no matter what the topic.

Have a safe and Happy Thanksgiving Weekend with friends, families, spouses, and the like. We may also cook up something very special for the December Holidays.


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Monday, November 21, 2005 

EA Corperate Crooks To Spare No Resources For Thanksgiving Festivities(spoof)


Happy Thanksgiving!!


Ah yes never a dull day at the hawkins house, It appears James has shipped in some help from EA China to dine on a no expense spared FEAST...courtesy of our NSR dollars spent. I just wonder what scam james will use next year to finance his holiday celebrations.

Please join me in a indian vs piligrim reenactment as I get out a bow and arrow and use my NSR disk as target practice on thursday.


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Friday, November 18, 2005 

NSR Watch Sniffer - Cheat Detection Software Q & A with Lead Programmer Mike Baxster (aka: Brute Force)

I put these together from an ongoing email between me an BruteForce. All answers are his

NSR Watch: Thanks for taking the time to answer some questions Mike.

Not a problem, I am here to help.

NSR Watch: How did you come upon this opportunity to write this software?

I met themanwithoutaface on a random NSR server last February. I believe he and I were racing against the AI in a bristol race. We began to chat about the unrealistic lap times being achieved and issues involving the flags. We exchanged Yahoo messenger IDs and have been chatting on a regular basis ever since. About six months ago he approached me about some help with building a website to chronicle the happenings as he sees them in online racing. What you see here is what I came up with. Around 1 month and a 1/2 ago or so he approached me to help him come up with a cheat detection system to do a good deed for the NSR Community.

NSR Watch: So he isn't as big of a prick as it seems?

LOL...No He is a big prick a lot of the time. I have almost left this project-website a couple of times but we have always worked it out. I don't always agree with him or even like the way he attacks some users, but I understand he is very passionate about what he does.

NSR Watch: Ok enough bullshit about me (themanwithoutaface)...lets get to the nitty gritty. What form of server side protection are you planning to use to prevent unauthorized access to NSR servers?

It is very important to me not to install any sort of library or components that would be considered spyware or trojans therefore I am taking a passive approach and utilizing standard windows dlls to put up the firewall.

NSR Watch: So the client side process slow down my PC?

It will use as little processing power as possible that can still maintain a good security base and a optimal performance. Most users run lots of processes in the background and are never aware of it. The windows task bar is notorious for this and It would be a safe bet that the client would never equal any of those.

NSR Watch: who will determine the security levels per a individual server?

The server admins will be able to use the server side editor to force clients to strict or loosest standards as they see fit. In fact they should beable to exhange their config files between servers while they "tweek" to a standard. I and the manwithoutaface are not cheats so we will leave it up to the server admins to create the definitions.

NSR Watch: that sounds like a bitch to code.

It is...but anything for the community...LOL

NSR Watch: Will your Encryption be acceptable to packet cloning?

No, I have come up with a "rolling code" technology so the same encryption will never be used twice on any server. Spoofing isn't going to be possible.

NSR Watch: how do you address those in the community that have labeled you a hacker in disguise?

I fully encourage outside sources to examine our products and draw their own conclusions. I think the software will speak for itself.

NSR Watch: Is Mr.Hankey really necessary?

You tell me you are the one that told me to put it their :)

NSR Watch: Thank You Mike, anything to add?

Yes, if anyone has any suggestions comments or anything feel free to contact me at mikebaxster@gmail.com as I am willing and ready to always help sim racers.


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Thursday, November 17, 2005 

NSR Watch To Release Cheat Detection Software For NASCAR SimRacing.

NSR Watch Sniffer - Cheat Detection Software

NSR Watch is proud to announce we are in the final stages of testing our very own NSR cheat detection software. We have invested a considerable time and money into creating an ideal cheat detection solution for the NSR community. The team took the time to put together some questions and our product manager (themanwithoutaface) answered them.

What motivated you guys to do this? Everyone knows you our the worst of the EA haters.

True we do hate fucking EA, no doubt about that... we hate them bastards a lot ,but this is not for them we already know they don't give a shit. We are doing this to prove that we here at NSR Watch do care about sim racing and its loyal members (reguardless of how nieve a lot of them are).

How long have you been working on this project?

We have been developing the code base for the last 2 months. Unlike EA sports we don't let marketing or deadlines get in our way of producing quality software so we took our time and waited until the time is right to announce it.

Have you been working with any online NSR leagues or other parties?

Hell no, not a one of them out there..some of them are in 'bed' with EA and have a "wishfull thinking" attitude that we couldn't afford to accomodate or risk infiltrating our source code. We here are realists and call shit how we see it. We do plan to include their input if they care to share it with us..but at this time we will not be appointing any official league testers. we pride ourself on complete independence and our "outside looking in" approach of doing things.

So if they want to help where can they submitt ideas?

We will soon open a forum where they can submit ideas or they will beable to contact our project manager directly for more sensitive issues.

Who is writing this software?

My buddy "Brute Force " who moderates and handles the technical side of this website has been in the IT industry for 12 years and is in charge of all aspects of coding the software. All concepts and cheat detection methods are a colaberation spearheaded by yours truly (themanwithoutaface).

Oh yah, we moved this project in house to our office in Orlando, FL to get it right..LOL just kidding

What about EA sports?

What about them...they have showed no interest in supporting this game so our stance is the same..they can lick our balls! We don't expect shit out of them and will not let any rumors of patches manipulate our agenda. Our motto going into this thing was and still is "WE GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE EA DOESN'T".

When can we expect a release?

Within the next 3 to 6 weeks we will release our initial product (after that we will issue 7 small patches..lol..kidding again).

Do you expect your software to stop all cheaters?

No that would be impossible but I do expect it to do a better job then the piss poor implementation the billion dollar company EA sports released.

How about some screen shots?

my pleasure


here is a picture of the server running side by side with the NSR dedicated server



Here is a picture of the client that all drivers will need to use to connect to any server using NSR Watch Sniffer.



Any Closing Comments?

Yes Boycot EA Sports...it ridiculous I even had to do this!! also please give us feedback in the new cheat detection forum...thank you


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Magic Thursday:Beta Tester Has No Problem Latching On To James Hawkin's Titty!!

Volume 2: Stringer Ousted
from cgw boards
well i gave manwithoutadick every opportunity to get on teamspeak and or ventrillo in a private room just to chit chat, just us two. his response was.."i don't have a mic". I even offered to paypal him enough money to go buy and mic and he would not take me up on it. It don't matter anyway. His site is a joke. I am pissed because I wanted my own playing card. But he wont give me one. O well, he is just as big a joke as his site. I humored him far too long. He wanted to do a weekly Q & A session but i have yet to get a second set of questions. I guess he has nothing to ask or say that has any relevance.
_________________
RTW Stringer NSR Beta Tester
WWW.TEAMRTW.COM

Ok, Stringer first and foremost as I stated before on the EA Boards if you are looking to talk to men I suggest you call 1800-ASS-RAKE or whatever other sick shit you homosexuals dream up waiting for your fucking patch that ain't ever coming.

As for your chat software..You, Buschwacker and Crazyjnutz can slap dicks and claim 'Victory' and deam yourselves queens of teamspeak if you want. Because I will never ever bother with that shit an officially Announce I could give a FUCK what you and the rest of the EA asskisser's think about that. ..that is...F-U-C-K I don't give a FUCK!!!

Now some may wonder why I am being so hard on this poor little stringer...as stringer constantly brags that "I'm between EA and the end user" as he says.

Well friends this piece of dog shit actually approached me on the EA forums. I have no need for him or any beta tester for that matter. Quite honestly they for the most part are just as big as LIARS as EA and should all keep their mouths shut and refrain from using there "statuses" to drive traffic to their PHP nuke racing sites and stop giving a false appearence as a "notable" in the ever dwindling NSR Community. The last thing we all need is yet another self-proclaimed beta tester preaching horse shit about a game EA has abandoned. I Believe CGW did enough of that for NSR to last up until the fucking exclusive their idol EA sports holds EXPIRES!!

Stringer, I tried to get along with you and play nice. But your obviously nothing more then a backstabbing , EA ass sucking traitor so you can go FUCK YOURSELF as I no longer need nor want your services...that bridge has been burned. Have fun stroking yourself on the EA boards and consider our ties officially SEVERED!!

As for second set of questions....I'm afraid I was to ambitious for EA because once a week is to little time between them not doing SHIT! Also the first set of questions I submitted were basicly the same shit rehashed/reworked that was spewed before...hmmm similar to Thunder 2005 to NSR sound familiar?

Anyhow I do have two questions you can pass to EA sports and answer if you wish

1. When is EA Sports going to start to Wipe their own ASSES...and make a public statment for themselves instead of relying on some fucking dolt beta tester?

2. Since it has been established that EA has fucked over their loyal fan base who purchased their unworking NASCAR Game when will they cut thier losses and give the PC fans back there NASCAR Exclusive?

Last, I will never ever bother posting on any overnight shoe string PHP racing sites such as
www.crazygameworld.com or www.team-rtw.com (or whatever the hell it is) as the reason for this site is not to do battle with brainwashed beta testers...but to stand up for the "majority" (users who were fucked over) that don't speak for themselves.

As for my creative energy....well here is the last bit I will bother using on you as after this jump off a fucking cliff...NSR Watch has no use for a benadict arnold TOOL such as yourself.



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Is GameSpy Hosting Soon To Be NSR Watch's Ex-Forum Host(If They Don't Get Their Shit In Gear) Somee.com's Web Server?


Forum has been down for two days now! Somee.com is now a leading canidate for this month's NSR Shit Award. COME ON BRING THAT SHIT BACK UP!! Sure I'm a meaningless "free" account. But do you really want to see a forum hosted by your server to de-throne the King EA Sports NASCAR Forum as King Of Shitty Load Times???


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Wednesday, November 16, 2005 

EA's Cahoots Partner GameSpy Announces October Line Up, Yet Can't Fix NSR's Shitty Match Making Service.

http://www.gamasutra.com/php-bin/news_index.php?story=7062The middleware-related division of the IGN Entertainment-owned GameSpy has announced a new batch of partners signed on to use its online SDK, including both online matchmaking and networking functionality, the results of which were seen in a number of October game releases in North America.The full list of October games incorporating the GameSpy technology, for both PC and console platforms, are EA's Battlefield 1942: The Complete Collection and Battlefield 2: Modern Combat, Midway's Blitz: The League, Eidos/SCi's Conflict: Global Storm, Vivendi's F.E.A.R., Codemasters' Heroes of the Pacific, 2K Games' Serious Sam 2, Shattered Union, and Sid Meier's Civilization IV, Rebellion's Sniper Elite: Berlin 1945, Activision's Tony Hawk's American Wasteland, 2K Games' VietCong 2 and World Poker Tour 2K6, Playlogic's World Racing 2, and Activision's X-Men Legends 2.

Pretty pathetic, its the christmas rush no doubt...what funny is GameSpy can 'partner' up with nearly 20 games for the month of October 2005 yet back in Febuary 2005 when they had one lowley piece of shit title called NSR on their plate...they fuck it up.

http://www.gamespy.net/partners/

Two peas in a pod EA and Gamespy are....NO Doubt


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Monday, November 14, 2005 

Shit Sales of NASCAR 06: Total Team Control Forces EA To Slash Prices.

http://yahoo.reuters.com/financeQuoteCompanyNewsArticle.jhtml?duid=mtfh38050_2005-11-14_17-44-54_nbe402153_newsml
the world's biggest video game publisher, has reduced prices on some titles by 20 percent to spur sales and thwart competition, an analyst said on Monday."NBA Live 06" and racing titles "Burnout Revenge" and "NASCAR 06" were among the console games subject to the price cut from $49.99 to $39.99, Banc of America Securities research analyst Gary Cooper said in a client note.
Video game sales have been soft in recent months as consumers await new console technology.


Buy all the exclusives you want, sooner or later buyers are aware and reluctant to purchase your goods. EA is all Hype NO PRODUCT!.


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Sunday, November 13, 2005 

EA Launches "EA Downloader" To Infiltrate Your Privacy, NSR Watch Expects Shitter Products, Worst Service,Adware and Link High Jackers To Follow.

http://www.gamasutra.com/php-bin/news_index.php?story=7163
Electronic Arts, one of the largest game publishers in the industry, has begun digital delivery of its games with Battlefield 2: Special Forces, the first expansion to its popular multiplayer online shooter via its new EA Downloader service. Players can purchase the game now for $29.99 and download a version that will be unlocked concurrent with its retail release on November 22nd.The service is similar to Valve's Steam "content delivery system", though at present Electronic Arts has announced no plan to expand the service to non-EA games. Those who download the digital versions of the game will have the ability to re-download it should the installer be deleted, as the game is tied to the user's account. In addition, the EA Downloader service allows users to install games on multiple PCs, tied to specific usernames and passwords.

Bad news for everyone, EA is unable to deliver content in the means of traditional ways...now they will beable to spread there shit without the middle man. Less "checks and balances" as I see. The fuckers are bold enough to sell shit products through reputable retailers (wal-mart, best-buy, circuit city) what do you think is going to happen when they have no "distribution factors" to keep them honest?. Yet another dark day in gaming EA's monopoly continues and I predict there games will only get worst without such industry safe guards.


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Thursday, November 10, 2005 

NSR Poster Boy Ryan Newman Deemed A "contradiction wrapped in a firesuit." By Sporting News, Which Explains Why He Is EA's Number One Son!

http://www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/viewtopic.php?t=25489

Ryan Newman makes no sense at all. He has an engineering degree, so you would expect him to race conservatively ... you know, because his education taught him that playing the percentages yields the best possibility of success. But he's one of the biggest risk takers in the sport, gambling often on fuel, race strategy and aggressive setups. For a guy who has no neck, he sure sticks it out a lot.
Newman makes Matt Kenseth seem like Terrell Owens. Newman is a nearly impenetrable one-on-one interview, with every answer either a cliche or the shortest sentence possible. It must drive him nuts when he lengthens his quotes to include sponsor references.


Newman has been one of the most outspoken critics of the Chase. Now, he stands a good chance to win his first title. Under the old system, he would be out of it.
I told you Newman made no sense, didn't I? He's a contradiction wrapped in a firesuit.


The old Jack of spades....the same fucker that plastered his name all over NSR...I'm sure his purdue degree came in handy during those test sessions at tiburon. Probably was the most educated in the room. Between all the hot air spewed by him and hawkins I'm surprised fucking tiburon didn't just float away that day...what a bunch of bullshit.


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Wednesday, November 09, 2005 

EA Tiburon's NSR Documentation Skills Rival Their NSR Coding Skills (spoof)

There isn't a short cut EA didn't take with this piece of "shit" sim.


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Wednesday, November 02, 2005 

Magic Thursday: NSR Beta Testing Insider Volume 1, Q&A

Volume 1: Q&A


Welcome, to volume 1 edition of MAGIC Thursday. NSR Watches new weekly interview with an actual beta tester working on EA NASCAR SimRacing.

this is a Q & A with RTW Stringer and James Hawkins in his words

"Let me say this...If any part of this is altered in any way it will be known. I do plan on posting this to several different league admins. Also an origional will be posted into our members section. I have gone through a lot of work to get the support of EA on this venture and James and I have spent a lot of time discussing the best answer to each question."

enjoy

NSR Watch: How often are you currently testing NSR, and what build number are you compared to the last patched version.

Although I was not a part of the Alpha-Beta Team I do know for fact that they tested nearly every evening into the wee hours of the night. 2am was pretty typical if not later. The people that made up this Team pretty much put their life on hold. I know that the last several weeks before the game went off to print that James spent many nights at the office trying to get as much accomplished as possible. I have heard from several sources of mine at EA that the guys developing a game often pull 16 hour days for the entire development and initial testing stage of a game.


Currently as Beta Testers, we are set up to test once a week officially. We are also encouraged to test in groups or privately at any time to further discover any potential issues that may not have come to light during an official Thursday testing session. At this time due to recoding of some of the more difficult rules..ie...the lucky dog rule. Personal feeling from me on this rules and coding issues is that it could be considered the NASCAR rule with the greatest possibility of variants. The current patch out to the public is 1025. Our last testing session we worked on build 1029. But please keep one thing in mind. A lot of times variables and coding have been changed but reissued under the same build number. One of the main reasons for this is because often times when we have a new build to test we have to uninstal our previous testing version and reinstal the game clean plus the public patch. At that time a new build is installed.

NSR Watch: What is the general feeling among the beta testers? Are they optomistic on the way EA is handling things?

I cannot speak for other testers. I personally hold high hopes for this game. I am not afraid to ask James questions, even on a daily basis. Although what I ask may not have an answer. He always tries to be as open and honest as EA allows him without him jeopardizing his position with EA. If I was to guess a general feeling among testers I would have to say hopeful but slightly frustrated. As harder issues are being recoded, it takes longer and longer to perform the initial run of the build in-house to ensure that what they have corrected has not affected something else. Along comes Wednesday, we all look for an email from James on whether or not we are testing a new build. As the day goes on I am sure that we all get a little antsy and start emailing James with testing questions.


NSR Watch: Has James Hawkins been showing up for the test sessions, and if so what is his attitude?

James has always to my knowledge shown up for the testing session of each build. He comes in with good spirits and participates in multiple different ways. He will get in a car and race with us and he will sit in spectator mode as to see the whole field and instruct us on what he wants us to do. He has even gone as far as to give each driver a specific instruction and it's up to us to make sure we do exactly as he says. When it gets to a point like that he is looking to perfectly recreate an issue and then work on variables that he instructs us to create.


NSR Watch:In your opinion do you believe that this game will be patched by the beginning of the 2006 NASCAR Season?

My understanding is that EA are looking at ways to best serve the NSR community for the longer term and are concerned that they do not compound the frustrations already being felt by prematurely releasing further updates to or about the game. I also understand that EA is working on a longer term plan for NASCAR simulations and that they intend to confirm that plan when all of the components are in place.


NSR Watch: What kind of bugs are you finding and has EA made
much progress since the last patch?


This is by no means a complete list!

We have added the ability to disable Disqualification. This has been widely requested and is now possible via the GDB. We have added this and the other new GDB abilities in regard to rules so as to allow leagues to customize the rules to their own liking. The GDB file is cross checked between the server and clients.

Disqualification will be disabled by default with the release of the next patch as per feedback.

In the event that a player loses connection, race order will remain in sync and remove players that lose connection from the order correctly.

If you have a stop/go to serve, in the event that you only have 1 lap left to serve the penalty and a caution period is triggered, you will be granted an extra lap to serve your penalty when the race resumes.

This resolves the issue where players may end up in a position that they could never serve a penalty.

Also another thing that I have seen is that if the car spins in front of you...you slow down to pace speed and it relocates you to the next car in front of you. No having to slam on brakes to get below a certain speed. I suspect the game recognizes that you are slowing down.


Well we tested again last night. Recreated several pit and caution situations. One of the things that a lot of people have been noticing was that if someone went into the pit under green and someone brought out the caution it would start creating havoc. The replays of the races are going to be examined by the programmers.


One situation was a car entering the pit...caution comes out but the car in the pit does not stop but just runs pit speed and comes back out. You all know as well as I do that a butt load of cars are coming back to the line real fast. Well in an attempt to safely slow yourself down you don't really notice that car coming on the track and BOOM. You're ahead of the car you should be following. The norm of the game today would result in a DQ almost certainly. We I was observing last night that the car would come off pit road and join the back...if the game told you that you were ahead of the car you are supposed to be following. Well if that car does not get the in the short amount of time it has it will start relocating him. It was pretty neat. We tested that situation several different times with different variables. Through different reaction times entered into the game I think that the programmers will have something solid to work with. They are already building a new beta build.


Oh and since I did not mention it before. We were running Bristol.

Several ideas were tosses into the works and some very good suggestions that James may be able to use.

The greatest and best things that I have seen so far are the ack of DQ's due to the better relocation ways it uses. Meaning the time it takes to readjust your position to say the next person is well below the time till DQ.


NSR Watch: Rumors are EA Tiburon is busy with other projects and has less resources on NSR, would make since as they have already made the bulk of the profit on this sim. Any insite on what you think about this?


Rumors are rumors. Take it as that. I don't work at Tiburon HQ so I really don't know who is working on what. I do know that NSR is the priority of James. I hope to one day have a more detailed answer to this question. When I do I will pass it along.

thank you RTW Stringer for taking the time to work with EA and get these questions answered. These questions were submitted by NSR Watch and answered by RTW Stinger with EA's approval .


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Tuesday, November 01, 2005 

Electronic Arts Profits Drop Nearly In Half, NSR Watch Very Pleased! (not a spoof)

http://sanjose.bizjournals.com/sanjose/stories/2005/10/31/daily23.html?jst=b_ln_hl

Electronic Arts Inc. Tuesday said its net income fell 47 percent from last year to $51 million, or 16 cents a share. Redwood City EA (NASDAQ:ERTS) reported net income of $97.3 million, or 31 cents a share, last year.
The computer game company reported revenue of $675 million compared to $715.7 million last year.


This just goes to show, doesn't matter how much money you spend on eliminating your competitors. The public is on to EAs practice of producing shitty re-spun software and buying exclusives. Oh NO EA its ain't going to be that easy. You are going to have to produce titles that were TWICE as good as the lack luster shit you put out prior to all the buy outs. Consumers will revolt. Lets hope the "NSR Affect" continues


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NSR Watch UNCOVERS Ebay Scandal, Thieves Marketing and Overpricing (at 49 cents) Poorly Designed EA Exxon NASCAR SimRacing Demos As The Real Thing!


http://cgi.ebay.com/NASCAR-Nextel-Sim-Racing-PC-CD-ROM_W0QQitemZ8229843773QQcategoryZ62053QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Way to clearly mark your product EA Sports in a way that it is undeniably a demo, from the looks of this ebay ad, you and your half wit staff of marketers have unleashed a new ebay scam. Funny how this title is over 8 months old and now users are following EAs lead and figuring out new ways to fuck people over with it. Now I have seen it all.


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EA Tiburon Releases Patch To Provide Those With The Addiction Known As Hope, Relief! (Spoof)


only $29.99 a box!...what a steal..give EA's Patches a chance! (fuckers!)