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Thursday, November 10, 2005

NSR Poster Boy Ryan Newman Deemed A "contradiction wrapped in a firesuit." By Sporting News, Which Explains Why He Is EA's Number One Son!

http://www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/viewtopic.php?t=25489

Ryan Newman makes no sense at all. He has an engineering degree, so you would expect him to race conservatively ... you know, because his education taught him that playing the percentages yields the best possibility of success. But he's one of the biggest risk takers in the sport, gambling often on fuel, race strategy and aggressive setups. For a guy who has no neck, he sure sticks it out a lot.
Newman makes Matt Kenseth seem like Terrell Owens. Newman is a nearly impenetrable one-on-one interview, with every answer either a cliche or the shortest sentence possible. It must drive him nuts when he lengthens his quotes to include sponsor references.


Newman has been one of the most outspoken critics of the Chase. Now, he stands a good chance to win his first title. Under the old system, he would be out of it.
I told you Newman made no sense, didn't I? He's a contradiction wrapped in a firesuit.


The old Jack of spades....the same fucker that plastered his name all over NSR...I'm sure his purdue degree came in handy during those test sessions at tiburon. Probably was the most educated in the room. Between all the hot air spewed by him and hawkins I'm surprised fucking tiburon didn't just float away that day...what a bunch of bullshit.


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