James Hawkins 2005 Performance Review Makes George W Bush's Approval Ratings Look GOOD!!

Since EA Sports doesn't hold there Producers to any standards we thought we would. We found this job description from tiburon's website for its very own Producers. So we created a list of criteria to judge James Hawkins fine performance with NASCAR SimRacing all based on tiburon's own standards.

Criteria 1:
Producers at EA are at the center of it all. They're responsible for creating the product vision,producing the game design and overseeing the creation and delivery of our award-winning titles.

Well this officially says..James Hawkins is the sole individual responsible for his projects (such as NSR). So since NSR is a piece of shit. It is james fault..cuz as stated he is "responsible". Makes me wonder what his 'vision' was? Rehash prior years Thunder 2004 Product and spin it as a great new sim to take advantage of the fucking "exclusive"? Seems Tiburon presses its employee's to have "god" syndrom..hence hiring "superheros" advertiment on front page. Tiburon are supermen...get it. I would like to shove a hunk of kryptonite up his ass. oh yes and who are give away all these awards? the paid publishers?...same old shit...say nice things about EA otherwise they won't give us access to there products..funny how none of the independant consumer forums agree with any of there "award" winning views...more bullshit being hand fed from this corperate cess pool!

Criteria 2
As the focal point of game development and delivery, it's imperative that producers have their fingers on the project's "pulse" at all times.

OMFG...'pulse'..this game needed CPR when it was marketed as friggin Thunder 2003...it long has been using a Dead out dated engine (isi motor 1.0) technology and has struggled on PC ever since. 'delivery'..that deserves WTF? so James saying we will recieve 6 patches soon after the release of a beta product...then waiting 4 months to release patch 1 and here we sit 7 months and still the piece of shit is broke is meeting this objective?..Hell No!!

Criteria 3
They explore new products,participate in design reviews, oversee asset production and manage the production of our games.

Whats new about an engine that 4 years old and never worked right in the first place? How can you have a design review when you fired the company that wrote the product in the first place? (ISI)

Criteria 4
They are responsible for getting our games out to market,

Bullshit...the Daytona 500 is responsible for getting the game out to market. The product is a none issue...EA proved they will release a pile of shit if it means taking advantage of public interest. Quality is beside the point.

Criteria 5
and making sure those games are the best and most innovative titles the world.

Hawkins has been playing catch up on the heals of Payprus for years he has never had anything innovative to even come close to touching Papyrus. Only thing innvative he had nothing to do with. His partner larry probts exclusive made NSR the only sim available due to a lack of options thanks to there fucking "exclusive"

Criteria 6
Our producers keep their eyes on the hottest video game market trends and ensure that we're always one step ahead of the competiton.

EA Has NEVER been ahead of the competition in the NASCAR relm...I think the fact that NASCAR Racing 2003 (3 years old) Sells for $150 (like hotcakes) on ebay to NSR $5 (a last resort of recovery) with no bidders usually proves you missed the boat...again (2003,2004 thunder no different)

Criteria 7
The success of our producers relies heavily on their keen sense of where the industry is going.

OMG The Guy is european WTF does he know about american NASCAR

Criteria 8
They have a passion enthusiasm to create the best games possible; games that keep gamers coming back for more!

No, They have the EXCLUSIVE to create a monopoly that gives consumers no choice but to settle for the shit they call a SIM!

Conclusion
This guy is an asskissing piece of shit! In any other company he would of been escorted out the back door the 'hard way' years ago. at EA SPORTS all these qualities are looked as a good thing.
Only in a America!! his customer support is stellar (sarcasm)

Last year we saw james hawkins all over the place..hyping his product doing interview promising support the whole 9 yards. NSR was released we bought it...the support never came...the money was made and as for Mr.hawkins?

He tucked his tail and Hauled ass over to help with MADDEN 06!! WHAT GREAT SUPPORT.

Final Grade: F-

Recommendation: FIRE HIS ASS!!!

Love this one:

Criteria 6
Our producers keep their eyes on the hottest video game market trends and ensure that we're always one step ahead of the competiton.

Translation: Stay one step ahead of the competition by buying their asses out and eliminating it.....Heaven forbid someone make a better product!

All hail The Man Without A Face!!

Posted by Anonymous | 11:25 AM

I'M BACK!!!!!!! Why did you ban me from the forums? Didn't like the fact that I defended beta-testers? Pretty sad when you run down people that are trying to help the sim community and will not allow them to defend themselves. It is funny that you can call fellow sim racers assholes, dumbasses, fucking stupid, etc. but if you are verbally attacked, it is considered "not staying on topic" and you ban us????

Posted by Anonymous | 12:29 PM

STILL HERE COCKSMOKER!!!!!!

Posted by Anonymous | 2:15 PM

STILL HERE COCKMUNCH!!!!!

Posted by Anonymous | 2:16 PM

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